Smidge of Cobalt

“Smidge of Cobalt (Honey Lemon)” by Strike Writer

A fun tribute to the fictional chemist and hero Honey Lemon

Original song written by Strike Writer

Produced with Suno: https://suno.com/s/wSGBnDSvwhFm9DQj

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Lyrics:
A dash of perchloric acid
A smidge of cobalt
A hint of hydrogen peroxide
Super-heated to a super kelvin
And, ta-da!
Pretty great, huh?

(boom boom / bada bing)
She’s gets down with the chemistry
Splits my atoms with her dopamine
Catalyst for my reactive state
Compounding my elemental fate

Honey Lemon, neutralize my atoms
Honey Lemon, electrostatic attraction
Honey Lemon, your periodic table
You break down my elements
(woot woot)
We’ve got a co-valent bond

My protons sparkle in her flask
My neutrons connect with her atoms
Isotopes climbing, still grinding
Chemical reactivity, still climbing

Honey Lemon, neutralize my atoms
Honey Lemon, electrostatic attraction
Honey Lemon, your periodic table
You break down my elements
(woot woot)
We’ve got a co-valent bond

My molecular formula fixed on you
My compounding atoms count, tally who?
P H levels, going off the scale
My particle arrangement starting to fail

Honey Lemon, neutralize my atoms
Honey Lemon, electrostatic attraction
Honey Lemon, your periodic table
You break down my elements
(woot woot)
We’ve got a co-valent bond

Honey Lemon, can’t you see
The state of my inorganic chemistry
Molecules reacting to your energy
Endothermic heat transfer set to 20

Honey Lemon, neutralize my atoms
Honey Lemon, electrostatic attraction
Honey Lemon, your periodic table
You break down my elements
(woot woot)
We’ve got a co-valent bond

My temperature set to absolute zero
And still, you’re my hero
Photo, click, picture this
You and me, wait stop,
Here it is!

Honey Lemon, neutralize my atoms
Honey Lemon, electrostatic attraction
Honey Lemon, your periodic table
You break down my elements
(woot woot)
We’ve got a co-valent bond

Our chemical reaction up to 11
Carbide bind, oh what happened?
I tell you, Honey, you might want to see this
My particle arrangement, configured for bliss

Chemical metal embrittlement
Honey Lemon, only you knew this
Hydrogen peroxide in my hair
Honey Lemon pink, chemical compounding
Hearts ionizing